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As you can probably tell, all of my photos have
been taken by clients. Here are some new
ones taken in July 2006.
Naturally, I hide my face because I'm incredibly
wizened and ugly. And I have terrible facial hair problem.
If you’re a professional photographer
looking for employment, please don’t offer to take “better”
studio pictures – I think amateur ones are more realistic
(if less flattering…) There’s also something very
horny about playing with a camera – for me, to be directed
in my poses, for you to have that control...
If you’d like to have a photo-play session, and maybe
to see some of the results here on my website, you can either
use one of my digital cameras or, if it uses SmartMedia, CompactFlash
I or Olympus xD, bring your own. You can use my card in your
camera and I will take the card home with me. Thanks to the
wonders of modern technology and a minor investment in a multi-card
reader, I can now also process SecureDigital (SD), MultiMediaCard,
Memory Stick, IBM Microdrive, MagicGate Memory Stick (“not
in secure mode”, it says on the packet) and CompactFlash
II, but for the moment this will require that you hand your
card over to me. Once I have processed the photos, I can return
the card to you, either at our next meeting or by post to
a secure address of your choosing… or you could donate
your card to my collection…
At the end of play, I will keep the card and edit the resulting
photos, naturally deleting all those which over-emphasise
my tummy, stretch marks or cellulite, and heavily editing
any facial features. If requested, I will then email you a
small reminder of our time together… Please note that
contrary to the normal rules, photographs remain my property
in all senses, and by taking part in such a session you agree
that you give up your copyright as photographer. Video is
not available, nor is still film-photography. You know, with
an “ordinary” camera. Not even if it’s a
Leica. Not unless you hand over the film and I incinerate
it.
For my Aberdeen fans lol ...... |
