1. I'm worried about the legalities of seeing you.

 

Answer: Don’t worry. It's legal.

 

2. I've heard that 98.596% of all prostitutes are drug addicted, disease-riddled and have pimps. Are you in the other 1.404%?

 

Answer: Yes. So are most other independent WGs in the UK, certainly all those I've met. For a selection of same, see my links page.

 

3. I've read that all prostitutes lie about their age. Do you?

 

Answer: What would be the point? If I pretended to be younger I'd have to make up all sorts of lies about almost anything we might talk about, and then I'd have to remember the lies. Too much like hard work lol!

 

4. What are the risks of contracting an STI with you?

 

Answer: It's never happened so far, but of course there are no guarantees in life. All sex is with a condom, but I do perform oral sex without, so there is the tiniest theoretical risk. I have regular GUM check-ups. Do you?

 

5. I'd like to have a longer, dinner-date style meeting with you. Will I be embarrassed to be seen with you in public?

 

Answer: Only if you're embarrassed to be seen out with a very short, middle-aged woman. I don't dress in mini skirts and thigh boots (unless requested, and then only in your home or hotel room) or in any other "obvious" manner.

 

6. Can I take photos to remember our meeting?

 

Answer: Yes, if you ask in advance so I can bring my camera/memory card, which I will take home and edit before emailing the photos back to you. They will not feature my face.

 

7. Why don't you show your face?

 

Answer: Because I'm incredibly ugly and would never gain any clients if you could see me in advance, obviously. It has nothing to do with maintaining discretion.

 

8. Do you have reviews from satisfied clients?

 

Answer: Yes, mostly on www.punternet.com Field Reports. In "advanced search" untick "most recent" and tick and fill in "Lady's name", (Caitlin) "Location" (Glasgow) and "Type of visit" (outcall)

 

9. Why don't you see women?

 

Answer: Because I am not sexually attracted to women and wouldn't know what to do with one.

 

10. Will you do a party with me and my friends?

 

Answer: For safety reasons, no. However, there are party girls who will, and they will have their own security with them. See my links page for Juicy Jo

 

11. Why don't you see men aged under 30?

 

Answer: Because, purely in my experience, I don't provide the service that younger men seek. I'm just not that flexible any more.

 

12. Why don't you offer incall?

 

Answer: I have thought about this, and I'm just too worried that I'll bump into you in my local supermarket. :( Discretion, and all that.

 

13. Why do you need at least 24 hours advance notice?

 

Answer: Because it takes that long to put my face on, and I have family committments.