Booking & Rates

CONTACT INFORMATION - PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!
My minimum appointment time is two hours. This is for a couple of reasons. Firstly, I live rurally and, because I don’t like to play too close to home, virtually any appointment means a couple of hours driving; I allow an hour and a half to Glasgow, two and a half hours to Edinburgh or three for Carlisle. It seems silly to drive for maybe five or six hours and only visit for one!

The main reason however is that I really do like to relax and take my time, chat over a glass of wine, and get to know you a little. I wouldn’t feel comfortable ripping off my (or your) clothes within seconds of meeting so please don’t book me if that’s what you’d like!

My rates include all my travel costs and time, which is why, based as I am in the SW-ish of Scotland, I can’t and won’t pop up to Caithness for an hour. Due to family commitments I need at least 24 hours notice of an appointment, so please don’t say "Can you meet me today for an hour at 5.30pm" because the short answer is no, I can’t.

Obviously, the longer the notice you can give, the surer you can be of seeing me on a particular date, but it’s always worth trying a day or so before. When at home I check my inbox several times a day and would always aim to respond to your email within 24 hours but it may take longer if I’m away. Please include a mobile number which I can text – not call - in the event of short notice.

I will not phone you, even if you ask, and cannot receive calls.
My wish for discretion means I don't accept appointments after 10pm which would mean leaving in the small hours of the morning and attracting the unwanted attentions of desk-clerks or your neighbours.
Please email me at caitlin@scottishcourtesan.co.uk. I prefer to sort out most of the details through email, as that way I have a written record and not just my increasingly senile memory to rely on. If that isn't working try pocketvenus1962@hotmail.com.

As an experiment, I am also prepared to accept text messages querying availability on 07871 092 512. I will not accept phone calls, nor will I discuss services detailed here, and the phone will be switched off when I’m out or asleep so you may not get an instant reply. If it is difficult for you to receive text replies, please tell me when it’s OK.

If you wish to book me for a home visit, I need your full name, address (including the postcode - I use it to navigate) and your home landline phone number; don't worry, I promise not to call without your prior, express agreement! For a hotel visit, I need the name under which you will register and your mobile number, for reasons listed in “What to expect."

It would be very helpful to me if you could tell me where you found my website – by that I mean which links you followed to get here, not “On the Internet”! And please tell me something about yourself too, I don’t need your whole life story but give me a rough idea of who I’m going to meet, and how you’d like the date to go….

RATES.
2 hours £250
3 hours £300
4 hours £350
5 hours £400

Overnight £600 (normally around 7pm to 8am, and yes, I do expect some sleep, though not a full night!)

Weekend £1500 (Friday evening to Sunday morning, or equivalent during the week.)

Weekend appointments are only available to clients I have met before and am fairly sure won’t be driven insane by my inane wittering over such an extended period of time.

E-mail me at caitlin@scottishcourtesan.co.uk