Born in 1962, I'm a Taurean who appreciates the sensual things in life, good food,
good wine, and of course, good sex.
I'm very petite (for which read, a shortarse) at just over five feet tall, and while
I'm no longer the svelte waif who started in this career some years ago, most of
my size ten clothes still fit. (But middle-aged spread is setting in.)
A native Scot, I'm very pale-skinned (peely-wally) and don't tan, so I stay out of
the sun (I am really a vampire). I have very fine, fairish (mousy) hair with natural
blonde highlights (I'm beginning to go grey gracefully). I prefer the natural look
and don't wear heavy makeup or perfume (so you don't have to worry about lipstick
on your collar. Wink)
I am available outcall only for clean, well-mannered gentlemen aged 30 to 106, (older
than that and I might request a certificate of health from your GP.) I am happy to
see gentlemen of all colours and sizes, but I'm sorry, I don't see women or participate
in group sex. (I am the world's most vanilla whore.) My services list is on the right
- if it's not on the list, I don't do it.
I live some miles south of Glasgow and am happy to travel for a couple of hours so
can visit Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling, Perth, Dumfries and Stranraer and as far
south as Carlisle or Penrith for a minimum two-hour appointment. I can travel further,
to Aberdeen or Inverness, for example, for five-hour or overnight bookings. I will
not accept bookings that start later than 10pm which would involve leaving in the
small hours (and attracting the attention of desk-clerks or your curtain-twitching
neighbours.)
I cannot do same-day bookings, so please contact me the day before you would like
to see me at the very least; the more notice, the better. My phone will be switched
off while I'm out, while I'm driving, while I'm with a client, and late at night.
(Please be aware that I'm not an early-riser when at home.) I will not answer calls
from witheld numbers. If you'd like me to call back, please state times when this
would be convenient - I wouldn't like to call you as you sit down to dinner with
your family. (Well, truth be told, it wouldn't bother me, but you might not like
it much, huh?) And if you have called from a witheld number, don't leave a message
saying nothing more than "Call me back", because that's not actually terribly helpful.
69 (69 sex)
BJ (Blowjob)
BBBJ (Bareback Blowjob)
COB (Come On Body)
DATY (Dinner At The Y)
DFK (Deep French Kissing)
Doggie (Sex style from behind)
Extraball (Have sex many times)
FK (French kissing, Kissing with tongue)
GFE (Girl Friend Experience)
HJ (Hand Job)
LT (Long Time; Usually overnight)
O-Level (Oral sex)
Outcall (The escort visits you)
OWO (Oral without a condom)
